Fan Story: "BAKWAS TIMES" by Shamil !!

(Disclaimer: Spoof is a humorous imitation of something and is meant to be taken in the spirit it is intended…..humorously with a pinch of salt or tons of sugar if you will or with a plate of Chole and Bhature in this case. This content is unfortunately not owned by Rangmunch, which is nothing but a humble tongue-in-cheek salute to the popularity of the show and is in no way intended to hurt anyone's feelings. Read on, roll on with laughter and move on with a smile on your face.)

‘Na Bathure Tum Na Chole Humse Bana Gaya‘  is an unusual love story of Monu and Meenu who started off challenging each other to make chole and batura but end up falling in love with each other!

In the last episode , we saw how Meenu rejects Monu’s proposal to wear his mangal sutra and then breaks down and pats herself for being a ‘himmatwali’ to sacrifice  her love. Most of the fans were seen crying along with her while a few heartless ones were seen demanding to know how and when did she start loving him.

Meanwhile we hear that Bindu, monu’s momma has decided to find a ladki for her handsome son and we hear that some of his fans too are ready to line up for the race.       

“Well, I would say why he doesn’t find someone among his fans?” giggles Miss Titli. “I wouldn’t mind being the girl in his life. Actually mein kabse tayyaar hoon.”

Our khabri tells us that the creative team is now actually thinking of introducing a new character in the show. We have an inside scoop for our readers that a very beautiful lady has offered to be monu’s girlfriend, if the CVs approach her to take up the role. It is none other than Miss Taki Rawant!

JS- "Miss Takhi, so what makes u think that u r perfect for the role?”

TR- “I have been watching this show for a while now; and I find monu very ‘same to same’ like me; very adventurous, bindaas and outspoken! Oh Jeejjus! Did u see how he tackled the drug dealers? The way he runs and dives while those goons shoot? Do goli bhi khaayi & was fine with in a week! I love stronggg men!”

JS- “But monu is a seedha saada insaan. Just like a baccha.”

TR- “What do u mean JS? Am I a buddi? I celebrated my 18 birthday only last month! I know very well how to take care of bachhas like him. Just sing to him some nice lullabies like munni badnaam hui or Sheila ki jawani ‘ and he will never leave his momma err I mean me!”

JS- “Monu is a flawed character u know.He is not like ur stereotype hero. The guy always leaves his shoe laces untied and shirt unbuttoned u know.”

TR- *pouts* “Toh iss mein kaunsi badi baat hain. Even I don’t button my shirt yaar! Mujhe sab khule khule pasand hain. Shoes laces khuli rahegi toh baar baar mere pe ghir sakta hain. Phir toh eye-lock hi eye-lock hogi. Oh Jeejjus I wud love that!"

JS- “But how do you think its gonna help the show?”

TR- “Dekho mishter JS. This is Takhi Rawant! The TRP queen. Mujhe lene ki matlab hain high TRP.Waise bhi, uss meenu rani  se kuch nahin hone wali. She is always running away from monu darling.Then how can u show romantic scenes???.Agar mein rahoongi toh, show mein aag laga degi! They can plan hawt sequences like showers, trip n fall, item numbers and I am ready to do a better suhaag raat sequence than the one Golu & Pippi did in Bade Kachhe Hain! The show will definitely get more male fans too."

JS hopes Jappu Dappu, the director- writer duo of NBT are listening.

So fans out there, keep watching your favourite show 'Na Bathure Tum Na Chole Humse Bana Gaya,' every mon-fri, 10.30 pm, only on Rangeela Channel.

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Written by: Shamil